A crypto phishing site that steals your ETH but gives you a nice commemorative digital artwork in exchange, which unlocks a tokenized-access forum where you can commiserate with the other victims and swap artworks on @0xProject.
A "which ethereum block are you" buzzfeed personality quiz where your final result is a unique token that matches you to a block based on your token holdings.
A submission for the "decentralized finance compliance" section that is just an interactive illustration of the irony of compliance in decentralized finance.
A game where you trade @dydxprotocol derivatives of @SetProtocol sets of @foamspace locations and re-enact the 2008 US financial crisis. Address with the most value at the end loses.
"Where's George" for tokens where you can write on the bills and they slowly become works of art.
(ok this one is actually good)
Cloning the contracts of all NFT projects and issuing @dydxprotocol derivatives of your derivative works.
A stablecoin where the totalSupply and balance functions are random number generators.
Token dumpster fire: make a @SetProtocol Set of your favorite shitcoins and shit-NFTs and chuck them into the dispenser. You're rewarded commemorative "in loving memory of" artworks featuring your sacrificed kitties.
"Click Consensus": a Cookie Clicker Clone with open @0xProject orders for cookie clicking upgrades. Yes, the cookies are NFTs and of course they can be burned.
Minecraft but everything is an NFT and the physics engine is EVM bytecode on mainnet. You mine @MakerDAO DAI-monds.
A dating app but it matches you based on the levenshtein distance between respective Ethereum addresses. Matching algorithm has nothing to do with which tokens you have.
An app that lets you tokenize your private key and trade it on an open exchange.
Game Dev Story but for crypto and instead of pirates stealing your games the entire crypto market crashes and you declare bankruptcy.
Fractional ownership of securitized houses except it's by area not a timeshare. So you own 1 square foot of a building all 365 days of the year. There are no walls and you have to own adjacent squares in order to live in the building.
Loans from @MarketProtocol or CDx secured by personally identifiable information ~on the blockchain~.
An ERC20 token that doubles the totalSupply any time someone transfers money.
A stablecoin based on algorithmic selling of bonds and shares that totally aren't unregulated binary futures.
A flash-carding memory game that just quizzes you on "which crypto portfolio owns this multisig" and incorrect guesses are rewarded with presale investors dumping on exchanges.
A smartwatch that uses Ethereum blocks as its metronomic oscillator.
A decentralized market for insider trading information wait this is actually probably going to work whoops.
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