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How my wig decided to leave my head during sex 😭💔
So lemme start from the beginning .
So me and this guy have been going out for like 2 months. This was our 7th date I think so he had plans for us , after the date , I had no idea
Date was going well guys 😻, I even lost track of time , it’s 11pm and we just got out the movie theatre and he suggested we go to his place and he’ll take me home in the morning , I agree . Ke Boyfriend mos
So we get to his place. It’s nice y’all 🔥yeyyiii kahle ku lomuzi Guys . It’s squeaky clean , you would swear he lived with his mom . Kanti no this nigga planned this , spring cleaned coz he knew He’d get me to come over
Anyway , we chill on the sofa and as time moves he moves closer towards me , hebanna 😂😂en nou ??? What’s he trying to do
Things start getting all “the bold and the beautiful” you know, he starts kissing on my neck , whispering things in my ears , touching my breasts and all😭😻I’m getting in the mood now and I didn’t comb my hair under the wig
So in my head I’m like “Tshiamo no matter what he does, Do not give in”
Why do I lie to myself like this 😂😂😂I cant resist this , this guy knows how to touch a woman , I slowly give
Lol I start kissing back and touching back , guys my taps are literally opening 😭😭😭😭I cant turn back
Things get even more tense , he starts helping me take off my clothes 😭😭, I help him take his off too , but my mind is elsewhere, I’m thinking how will I get this done without losing my wi
So I quickly stop him and say “I gotta go pee” then he says okay and I leave him there
I get in the bathroom , of course not to pee 😂😂 I text my friend “ chommi I didn’t comb and we about to smash , help me”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭the girl is o
I try calling her but nix 😭😭😭
So I go into google and search “How to keep your wig on during sex”
Ahh google is useless 😂💔I get out and tell myself that “if it gets off if gets off and if he like you he’ll like you with your skrr pot hair
So I go back in , this time with the right energy and I immediately get on top of him and start kissing him again , I’ll show him 🔥
This nigga start grabbing my head 😭😭😭😭y’all know what’s on my head
If you don’t know, it’s my fucken wig with a disaster in in 😭😭😭😭😭I’m freaking out but I’m tryna keep my cool you know, ( I mean he won’t grab it , he knows it’s a wig mos ) I mean he’s not that dumb r
We start 😻🔥everything is nice , I’m riding fine 😂the way I’m enjoying I’ve even forgot about the real probl
Guys go monate, we’re moaning and he’s saying things and so am I
So we change positions 😂😂this is where the problem begin
Resta doggy nou😂( I couldn’t find a proper meme , sorry) and there’s levels to this akere
Yuuu this guy goes from 0 to 100 real quick, he’s slapping my ass , grabbing me , making weird noises , he’s in the zone , he’s on beast mode
So he grabs my wig 😭😭😭😭😭😭I quickly hold it from the front 😂😂😂😂to pull it, Incase , y
But guys I’m being eaten la , I’m struggling to hold the wig so I let go (coz he’s grabbing my butt cheeks again) so I’m safe ,
But the nigga goes for my head again and this time he pulled the whole thing off 😭😭😭😭💔💔😭💔😭💔😭😭😭
My heart literally dropped 😭😭😭?
I slowly stop dunusing and turned to look at him , and there’s an awkward silence , I’m about to cry and I’m sweating
And he has this priceless look on his face with the wig in his hand like :
And he goes off literally like this 😂?
I couldn’t help but laugh too guys 😂😂
We laughed for a good 3 minutes then he put the wig on the stool that was next to the bed 😂and went in again ( this time missionary)
But after every 2/3 strokes he giggled😂?
But ke he finished the job and says he Had fun . So did I 😂❤️
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